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a public figure, it is accidental and coincidental, or it could be that
we're out to get you.
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Modern Humorist. They have their own policies, which they ignore.
We would never do that.
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ending world hunger or saving the rainforest, but more important than
funding the arts or fixing the leaky faucet in the back bathroom.
As part of the operation of www.ModernHumorist.com and other Modern
Humorist sites, we gather certain types of information about Modern
Humorist users, and we would like to explain the types of information
we gather, what we do with it and how to correct or change the information.
This may take a while. Can we offer you a beverage?
data is collected when users choose to provide personal data to Modern
Humorist, for example in registering for electronic newsletters or
other membership services, in answering surveys, purchasing items
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opportunities provided by Modern Humorist. We use this information
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that action. We may also aggregate this information to enable us
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parties. Except as required by law, Modern Humorist will not share
with a third party any personally identifying information. Even
if its a really wild party and weve had a few too many.
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Humorist collects basic information each time a person visits our
site. For example, Modern Humorist collects domain names/IP addresses
and referral sites. Modern Humorist does not link domain names to
anything personally identifiable, so although your session will be
logged, you will remain anonymous to us. Modern Humorist collects
and aggregates this information in order to improve the overall quality
of our site. This information can not help us improve the specific
quality of individual pieces, sorry. We may provide aggregate traffic
data to third parties for both advertising and promotional purposes,
but it will not include any personally identifying information.
Humorist also uses "cookies" to collect information. A cookie
is a small data file that most major Web sites write to your hard
drive for record keeping purposes when you visit them. We like to
think of ourselves as a major Web site, so we will be using cookies
too. Cookies are used by Modern Humorist to measure activity on
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popular and which are not. For example, if one of our employees
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and he or she will be fired. And it will be your fault. Modern Humorist
though we just bet youve got some groovy MP3s wed like
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you (i.e., during membership registration or a contest), Modern Humorist
does not use information transferred through cookies for any promotional
or marketing purposes, nor is that information shared with any third
may occasionally get cookies from our advertisers, which is standard
in the Internet industry. Which makes it okay. Modern Humorist
does not control these cookies, and these cookies are not subject
to Modern Humorists privacy policies.
browsers are initially set to accept cookies. If youd prefer,
being sent. Or you can turn off you computer and go outside, its
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Humorist encourages parents and guardians to spend time with their
children online, and to be fully familiar with the sites visited by
their children. Modern Humorist believes that parents and guardians
will be better parents and guardians if they take our advice. It is
true that Modern Humorist has no children of its own, but we still
think we know better than you do what is good for your children.
Modern Humorist does not provide any personally identifying information,
regardless of its source, to any third party for any purpose whatsoever
unless disclosed during collection.
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same privacy policies as Modern Humorist. For instance, if you click
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Modern Humorist and to an entirely different site. So far youre
like, duh, but wait: This can include links from advertisers, content
providers and partners who may use Modern Humorists logo and
or style as a result of a co-branding agreement. Sneaky, huh?
These sites may send their own cookies to you, and may collect data
and make uses of it that Modern Humorist would not.
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As we said, they made us write this.
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by a single notification, a representative list of such works
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a list of such materials.
of the material that is claimed to be infringing, to be the
subject of infringing activity, or that is claimed to be defamatory
and that is to be removed or access to which is to be disabled,
and information reasonably sufficient to permit us to locate
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address, telephone number, and/or electronic mail address.
statement that you have a good faith belief that use of the
material in the manner complained of is not authorized by the
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statement that the information in the notification is accurate,
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on behalf of the owner of an exclusive right that is allegedly
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modifications, additions or deletions.
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