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"Scientists Complete Rough Draft of Human Genome" —New York Times




Chromosome 1

  1. Eye Color
  2. Skin Color

  3. Albinism

Chromosome 2

  1. Male Pattern Baldness
  2. Stuttering
  3. Parkinsonism

Chromosome 3

  1. Obesity
  2. Autism
  3. Propensity to Violence
  4. Mental Retardation

Chromosome 4

  1. Anorexia
  2. Homosexuality
  3. Hermaphroditism

Chromosome 5

  1. Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder
  2. Diabetes
  3. Body Hair

Chromosome 6

  1. Breast Cancer
  2. Lung Cancer
  3. Melanoma

Chromosome 7

  1. Intelligence
  2. Altruism
  3. Dwarfism

Chromosome 8

  1. Accelerated Aging
  2. Tourette's Syndrome
  3. Risk-Taking















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