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JULY 2003

07.01.03
Dear Penthouse
An unbelievable tale of obtaining tail

07.01.03
The Columbia Letters
Two Modern Humorist authors respond to an eager pupil

07.01.03
If I Ran My Own Company
How not to build workplace morale

07.01.03
Responding to Spam
Following up on the opportunity of a lifetime

APRIL 2003

04.28.03
Wikipedia Jones and the Case of the Missing Weapons of Mass Destruction
The Child Sleuth rescues Donald Rumsfeld

04.28.03
The Dialogues of Pheron
Thoughts on the recent war with Sparta

MARCH 2003


		2003 Oscar Special Edited by Nick Nadel Oscar Ballot ’03 Who will win and all that jazz-related stuff Deuces Wild Oscar presenter pairings you won't see Day Lewis and a Dollar Short The Method behind the great actor's madness A Nose Is a Nose A guide to noses that didn't win

03.05.03
Civil War Ninjas!
The tenth-grade history report

03.05.03
Get Your Anti-War On
Newly-scheduled rallies

03.05.03
Some Jokes I Wrote
And some riddles

FEBRUARY 2003

02.06.03
Broken News
Hard-hitting stories spiked after the Columbia tragedy

JANUARY 2003

01.23.03
Shaq-Fu!
The ancient wisdom of Shaquille O'Neal

01.23.03
FAQ: The Raelians
The truth behind the clone hoax

01.23.03
The Price of War
A memo from the Office of Creative Budgeting

01.23.03
Hansel and Grendel
An Olde English fairy tale

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