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Modern Humorist presents the movie soundtrack hits you'll be hearing all summer…on your computer.

The Perfect Storm
"The Perfect Storm"

It’s "Aladdin" on the High Seas! Thanks to Disney tunesmiths Tim Rice and Elton John, meteorological mayhem never sounded so delightfully on key.

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The Patriot
"I Want My Own Country, Too"

Aerosmith delivers another smash soundtrack ballad, complete with Steven Tyler's poignantly guttural vocals and surprising historical accuracy.

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"A Little Prayer (Wolverine’s Theme)"

Jewel applies her poetic sensibility and breathy inflections to articulate the plight of mutantkind.

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The Legend of Bagger Vance
"Bigger and Bagger"

Will Smith keeps it real. Or at least, as real as possible considering that it's Will Smith. And a Robert Redford movie about a 1930s golf pro. Coming this fall.

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"Theme from Mission Impossible"

This is not Mission: Difficult, Mr. Hunt. It's Mission: Jazzy, New Orleans-Inflected Pop. Another nearly Oscar-worthy performance by Randy "Toy Story" Newman.

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Afraid of MP3s? Buy the CD.

And see what we've done to "Me, Myself & Irene," "Shaft" and the rest of Hollywood's summer lineup. It's not pretty.


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