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THANKS TO the latest generation of simple Web design software and the D.I.Y. home page kits from companies such as AOL, Geocities and Tripod, anyone can create their own self-indulgent Web site, even people who aren’t normally given to self-indulgence: celebrities.

Employing the formula that has brought him so much success in the music world, Sean "Puffy" Combs has opted to base his page on a popular, though somewhat dated, hit.


WELCOME TO MY HOME PAGE!!!!!

PUFF DADDY PRESENTS
"MAHIR 2000: FEATURING
PUFF DADDY"!
I SAMPLE YOU!!!!!!!!





I like: Travel, going to anger-management therapy, defensive driving courses..........

I like football fantasy camp (to learn to throw a good spiral), Ilike sponge-painting......

I like sex



My profession… playa.

I also like: hanging out in the hood.....come visit me!


What I'm Listening To:

David Bowie: "Let's Dance"

Led Zeppelin: "Kasmir"

Soundtrack: "How to Succeed in
Business Without Really Trying"



Visit My Friends Pages!

Martha

Jennifer

Richard

The most important person in my life

My latest toy


What's in my bookmarks:

Not Jennifer!!!
I make important news!
Where I get my ideas.



ECOMMERCE:

Download my new singles – before I even record them!

One More Time Once More
I’ll Be Doing Something
I Am Kid Rock
Toccata And Fugue in d



Who is want to come VISIT I can invitate .....

Except that punk who wouldn’t take my bribe.

And that other punk I had to hit with the champagne bottle.

















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