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2005
W Is for Wasted (Sue Grafton)
2007
Let’s Face It, I Could Type My Name Ten Thousand Times in a Row and You Idiots Would Make It a Bestseller (Stephen King)
2009
Iacocca: 25th Anniversary Edition (Lee Iacocca)
2014
Up-Standing Citizen: My Medical Miracle (Christopher Reeve)
2015
Still Me, Again: Platform Diving as a Hobby (Christopher Reeve)
2017
X Is for X, Like an X Carved into Somebody’s Forehead, or Something Like That, Whatever (Sue Grafton)
2018
King King King King King (Stephen King)



2020
The Lion at the Break of Night (Ernest Hemingway, edited by the family of Ernest Hemingway, derived from his correspondence with his grocer regarding poultry orders, with additional content by Nora Roberts)
2021
Wasn’t I Supposed To Be Dead by Now? (Strom Thurmond)
2022
King King King King King 2: The King of the King King King (Stephen King)
2024
Guelph, an Ancient Welsh Letter Used To Emphasize Rank, Is for the Welsh Word Guelpheron, Which Refers to a Method of Preparing Ham (Sue Grafton)
2026
Garfield Strikes It Rich (Jim Davis)
2028
It’s Not Too Late To Make Your Internet Fortune! (Joy Tratisch)
2030
We Should Have Seen It Coming: The Terrible Crash of ‘29 (Kenneth A. Lavage)
2032
Look at All My Pretty Rocks! A Memoir by the Richest Man in America (Joe, The Guy With All The Rocks)
2034
Iacocca: 50th Anniversary Edition (Lee Iacocca)
2038
Food! Why We Love It, How To Find It (Randy L. Hileman)
2039
Photographs of Food Calendar 2039 (The Editors of Photographs of Food Magazine)



2043
Garfield: Emaciated and Lovin’ It (Jim Davis)
2044
Please Kill Me (Strom Thurmond)
2049
Harry Potter and the Mature Women’s Guide to Estrogen Replacement Therapy (J.K. Rowling)
2051
Rebirth in 2062: The Coming of the Ebbings-Mills Comet (Lara M. O. Hollihan)
2056
Case Closed: New Age Claptrap and the Ebbings-Mills Comet (Prof. G. Torkett Thompson)
2061
Salvation from the Sky: Proof of Intelligent Life Traveling in the Ebbings-Mills Comet (Lara M. O. Hollihan)
2063
(Year 1 O.E.)
The Final Negotiated Terms of Your Enslavement (BKai and RaTon, a.k.a The Aliens from the Ebbings-Mills Comet, a.k.a The Owners)
2065
(Year 3 O.E.)
Agricultural Productivity for the Enslaved (The Owners)



2067
(Year 5 O.E.)
Slave or Food? What Color Is Your Parachute, 16th Edition (The Owners)
2070
(Year 8 O.E.)
Chicken Soup for the Owned Soul: How To Discover and Denounce Your Traitor Parents (The Owners)
2072
(Year 10 O.E.)
In Celebration of Our Defeat of the Rebel Forces, We Reward You with a Specially-Commissioned Picture Book of a Cat Eating and Complaining (The Owners, with Jim Davis)
2076
(Year 14 O.E.)
The Evils of Trisomal Penicillin and Why You Must Avoid It (The Owners)
2078
(Year 16 O.E.)
Forget We Ever Mentioned Trisomal Penicillin (The Owners)
2080
Owned by No One: How I Used Trisomal Penicillin To Defeat the Owners (Herman A. Takota)
2082
A Charge To Keep (Herman A. Takota)
2084
The New Constitution of the United States of Planet Earth (World President Herman A. Takota)
2089
Bring Back the Owners (George Will IV)
2091
This Was Our Year! (The 2091 Chicago Cubs)
2093
Having Our Say: Life at 107 (Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen)
















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