Bread is thicker than water.
He who hesitates is pausing.
A bird in the hand is better than a kick in the face.
Beauty is only skin deep; it's really gross under that, I checked.
Don't cry over spilt milk or I'll slap you.
When Schrodinger's cat's away,
the mice may or may not play,
no one can tell.
Absence makes the heart grow and grow and grow, until it's a
giant throbbing mutated mass destroying everything in its path!
Beware! Beware the lonely monster heart!
When life hands you lemons, make lemonade, unless life only
hands you, like, two or three lemons, in which case that's not
really enough lemons to make lemonade and you might as well
just use them to squeeze some lemon juice in your tea, or even
just in ice water, that's pretty refreshing, or if you're having
a party you could cut them up into wedges and garnish mixed
drinks with them, and you might even want to consider investing
in a lemon zester at that point, because fresh lemon zest is
absolutely delicious in a martini (though you have to be very
careful not to get down to the white part of the rindmake
sure you don't go deeper than the thin yellow surface).
There's more than one way to skin a cat: front to back; back
to front; in a long spiral (like peeling an orange); in strips
(lengthwise); in strips (crosswise); limbs first, then the rest
of the body; or simply with a really strong, sudden yank at
the scruff of the neck.
You can't make an omelet. You just can't.