WHEN
MODERN HUMORIST invited the legends behind America’s favorite
ad jingles to take part in an intimate acoustic session, they said
yes. Then they called back and said no.
We rapidly assembled a strike force of balladeers, reggaemen and
mountain goats, all of whom proved more than satisfactory in the
execution of their assigned tasks.
We hope you enjoy their work.
JUICY FRUIT UNPLUGGED
(mp3)
Get
your skis shined up and your Kleenex ready for this heart-wrenching
rendition of the classic Juicy Fruit jingle.
PEPSI’S "THE JOY OF GOATS"
(mp3)
Many
people think goats can’t sing. More still think they can
sing, but not well. Yet everyone agrees that a song sung by
goats is better than one not sung at all.
RASTA MAYER REGGAE
(mp3)
The
Oscar Mayer Corporation jumps with eternal Rastafari rhythms in
this all-beef reggae jam. Is this love? No, it’s ground-up
intestines and cattle livers!
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