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NEWS FLASH: Katherine Harris rumor suspected!

There's a rumor swirling about Katherine Harris and Jeb Bush. Without confirmation, the media won't report it, but various outlets have been dropping subtle hints.

"Hey folks, people talk about the makeup and the whatever. But is there a more loyal appointee of Jeb Bush than Katherine Harris?" —Larry King, CNN

"Katie and Jeb are tighter than spandex on a Hollywood hooker." —Dan Rather, CBS News

"Harris's Indecent Proposal to certify the votes shows a Fatal Attraction to partisanship that may convince Jeb Bush to advance her career the Same Time Next Year." —Maureen Dowd, New York Times

"All through the long holiday weekend, Jeb Bush and Katherine Harris were coöperating on a plan to tie up—as it were—the election." —David Remnick, The New Yorker

"If there's anyone Jeb Bush wants to screw more than Al Gore, it's Katherine Harris who will make it happen." —Eleanor Clift, McLaughlin Group

"When a governor really likes a secretary of state in a special way, he uses his stylus to poke her dimpled chad." —Time for Kids

"Jeb Bush and Katherine Harris do not support the homosexual agenda." —John Ellis, Fox News

"According to knowledgeable sources, Florida Governor Jeb Bush and Secretary of State Katherine Harris are bumpin' uglies, noamsayin'?" —Reuters

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