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US
SUPREME COURT
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Who:
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What
He Wants:
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"A
truly dynamic case where my well-reasoned yet creative ruling
could sponge away lingering doubts about my intellectual
capabilities" |
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Who
Drew Him:
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Associate
Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg |
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| What
She Gave Him: |
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VHS
copy of "Stepmom" |
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LOUISIANA
STATE PENITENTIARY AT ANGOLA
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Who:
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What
He Wants:
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"Rehabilitation,
hope, a chance at redemption" |
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Who
Drew Him:
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Inmate
#821363 |
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| What
He Gave Him: |
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Shiv |
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UNITED
STATES SENATE
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Who:
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What
He Wants:
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"Criminalization
of homosexuality, abolition of legalized abortion, boudoir
photo of Orrin Hatch" |
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Who
Drew Him:
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Orrin
Hatch |
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| What
He Gave Him: |
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Boudoir
photo of himself |
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OASIS
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Who:
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What
He Wants:
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"Crank,
snog, piss-up" |
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Who
Drew Him:
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Noel
Gallagher |
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| What
He Gave Him: |
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Gobsmack |
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THE
CAST OF ALLY McBEAL
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Who:
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What
She Wants:
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"Kate
Spade baguette, Louis Vuitton boots" |
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Who
Drew Her:
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Robert
Downey Jr. |
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| What
He Gave Her: |
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(present
confiscated pending lab analysis) |
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CHARLES
MANSON
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Who:
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What
He Wants:
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"Soul
man believe me, I'm the expert of freedom. I've just been
ten months in a hole with nothing. Good trip." |
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Who
Drew Him:
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Charles
Manson |
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| What
He Gave Him: |
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duvet
cover |
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THE
BUSH CAMPAIGN
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Who:
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What
He Wants:
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"The
Presidency of the United States" |
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Who
Drew Him:
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Florida
Secretary of State Katherine Harris |
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| What
She Gave Him: |
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The
Presidency of the United States |
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Also by
Christopher Painter:
Al Gore’s
Un-concession
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