Episode two will concern itself largely with Kimmi’s ongoing
attempts to find somewhere to masturbate.
Privacy is an issue, but the rest comes easy: To no one’s surprise,
it turns out Kimmi gets
off on
the sound of her own voice. Meanwhile,
both tribes quickly get the hang of using fire, though over at Ogakor,
Keith has some difficulty
persuading Jerri that the flames will continue to burn even if she
takes a break from summoning the fire gods on her bongo.
He finally distracts her by showing her
how to transport small amounts of fire from one location to another.
"It’s… just… not… possible!" the perspiring
actress gasps. The
only trouble comes when Kucha’s fire blazes out of control after
the tribe decides
to use Debb’s leftover mascara as an accelerant. Jeff’s
shirt is briefly ignited and he dashes to the river screaming, "Oh
my god, I’m flaming!" "Tell
us something we don’t know," mutters Alicia.
Thanks to heat and food, spirits improve somewhat, although the survivors
are a little disturbed to discover that their
rice is infested with bugs. It looks okay at first, but when they
bite into it, teeny, tiny flies swarm out of the individual grains.
Jeff eats heartily nonetheless, then vomits. There
are no other health problems, with the exception of
Alicia’s cold sore, which now covers two-thirds
of her face. At Ogakor, Colby wakes up thankful to be a Texan, and
announces that the Australian Outback would be perfect if it were
only a little more polluted and had a lower standard of education
and more executions. In the most significant political development,
Maralyn rises to leadership status when her daring prediction in episode
one comes true: The
sun does indeed come out at certain times, and there is shade in different
places depending on the position of the sun.
As
seen in the coming attractions, there are two challenges in the next
episode. The first is a reward challenge. At stake: the right to
never have to watch any of the CBS shows promoted incessantly during
the "Survivor" commercial breaks. The
task at hand is not quite as simple as it looks from the teaser, however.
Yes, they do have to eat disgusting food, but the real trouble comes
when they bite
into the raw kangaroo brain and discover that… it’s full
of bugs! Even the giant
bug is full of
other bugs. Kucha puts up a brave fight, but Ogakor wins easily when
Keith sautees the brain with lemongrass and serves it with ginger
reduction on a bed of wild rice pilaf. Celebration
turns to recrimination, however, when Keith
tacks on an automatic 20 percent gratuity, explaining, "Ze tribe,
eet haz more zan six people."
To
claim immunity, the tribes must survive the so-called Butch Cassidy
challenge: jump
off a cliff, swim down a raging river and get shot by the entire Bolivian
army. Elisabeth
psychs herself up in her accustomed fashion: braiding rags into her
hair. For extra luck, she weaves in pages
from Roger’s Bible. Unfortunately, she accidentally uses page
206, and he never gets to see how his Choose Your Own Adventure story
ends.
Although
our source would not divulge the winner of the challenge, we can deduce
that it is Kucha.
In the photo shown here, Kimmi clearly has the immunity idol hidden
under her top. We
were also unable to discover who will be voted off at tribal council,
although we did learn that Eduardo breaks
down in tears and is unable to collect himself until he gets a hug
from Jeff Probst. We
can also confirm that Mitchell
bumps his head on the faux-stone arch. Have
you noticed how tall that freakin’ guy is? Jesus!
