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Bootleg Tape, 1989
A blow job
For Lowe (Rob)


Vietnam Service
John McCain
Suffered pain
His courage under fire was amazing.
George W
Had trouble too
Stepped on a beer tab during a frat hazing.


Woody Allen
Dorky
New Yorky
And too intellectual
Soon he
Met Soon-Yi
And things became sexual

Allen
Moved gal in
Mid lawsuits and quarrels
Auteur
Has hauteur
And hillbilly morals


Titanic: The Motion Picture
It stinks
Till it sinks


Not Everyone Can Be a Rapper
Shaquille
O’Neal
Get real


November 22, 1963
A bad hair day
For JFK


Napoleon
Like Hitler
But littler




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