| Prompt |
Subject Utterance |
Notes |
“Would you like some more hors d’oeuvres?”
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“These hors d’oeuvres are a smashing success! A non-stop roller coaster of thrills, chills and adventure!!!”
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Excessive adulation. Unnecessary use of exclamation points.
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“Do you like the pinot better, or the merlot?”
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“This wine is hilarious and human, silly and sophisticated. Helena Bonham Carter is ape-rific!”
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Non sequitur. Also, “Planet of the Apes" released by 20th Century Fox.
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“Do you know where the restroom is?”
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“Down the hall! I’ve heard it’s the year’s wildest ride.”
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TMI. |
“May I take your coat?”
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“My coat is a whirlwind of excitement. It has the intensity and ferocity of a young Keanu Reeves.”
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Inappropriate. Reprogram “Keanu Reeves” with “Josh Hartnett.”
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“Could you pass the onion dip?”
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“Look out, America! Hide the children and put Granny to bed — the onion dip is coming, and it’s not stopping until it conquers your tastebuds!”
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Delivery too menacing.
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“Heard any good new music lately?”
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“Looking for some hot new music? Check out Sony recording artists 3LW. From hot-buttered soul to silky smooth grooves, this album is a must!”
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A bit repetitive. Good Sony plug.
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“It was great to see you. Have a good night.”
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“Thank you, flesh pod. Please allow me to visit you on the eve of your next social engagement. I look forward to more verbal communication and consumption of this liquid you call ‘Mike’s Hard Lemonade.’”
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Should he really be drinking?
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