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On Thursday night, President Bush announced that he will not allow
federal funding for research on stem cells extracted from new embryos,
leaving millions of future stem cells with no earthly purpose. Here are
some suggested jobs for these unemployed biological units:

Songwriter for O-Town

Technical advisor for Star Wars:
Episode II – Attack of the Clones

Contestant on Fear Factor

Santa Claus in the Macy’s Day Parade

Mayor of New York


More about the building blocks of human life:
Adventures in the Genetic Screening Trade
Genetic Un-gineering

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