Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Debra Messing.
Debra Messing who?
Debra Messing up my Thursday night TV schedule.
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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Matthew Broderick.
Matthew Broderick who?
Matthew Broderick Schroder to a performance of "The Producers."
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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Harold Ramis.
Harold Ramis who?
Harold Ramis tongue down my throat.
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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Jami Gertz.
Jami Gertz who?
Jami Gertz on my nerves.
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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Eric Stoltz.
Eric Stoltz who?
Eric Stoltz my heart in "Mask."
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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
The Fonz.
The Fonz who?
The Fonz just beginning, now that Chachi's here!
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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Erik Estrada.
Erik Estrada who?
Erik Estrada-ling that motorcycle like a girl.
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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Bill Gates.
Bill Gates who?
Bill Gates it when you use Macintosh computers!
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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Clint Howard.
Clint Howard who?
Clint Howard is it to get a part in Ron's films?
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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Peter Falk.
Peter Falk who?
Peter Falk like a beast when he was 20.
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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Christian Slater.
Christian Slater who?
Christian Slater, Muslims now.
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