AMONG THE international titles that failed to meet the Cannes Film Festival's exacting standards for exhibition:
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The Czech Republic
"The Unbearable Presence of American Undergraduates"
"So I Married A Soviet Tank Commander"
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Iraq
"Tariq Aziz Live: Runbombdat"
"Benevolent Mustachioed Leader and the Simple-Minded Western Scion"
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England
"Are You Being Diplomatically Served?"
"The End of the Year After That Fateful Time Ago In the Country"
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India
"The Magic Pomegranate Tree of Technicolor Boom-Boom Love"
"Ironic Western Rental: The Musical"
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Pakistan
"Infidel Goat"
"Arbitrarily Stoning Omer"
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United States
"Cruelly Asking for Jessica Stein's Number, Then Promising to Call"
"Contractually Obligated to Miramax After My Oscar Win"
Michael Moore's "Nation of Retards"
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Cuba
"El Presidente Guapo"
"Todo Bueno En Cuba"
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Scotland
"The Doddy Wee Skidmark That Died Covered in Shite"
"Sean Connery Beats Members of the Royal Family Senseless"
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Mexico
"La Chocha de Tu Maman"
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Hong Kong
"The People's Republic of China Proudly Presents Jackie Chan's Confiscated Home Movies"
"Xiang-Chen, The Sent-Down Software Pirate"
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Italy
"Il Moped"
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Japan
"Irritable Samurai"
"Depressed Samurai"
"Medicated Samurai"
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South Africa
"Cry, The Beloved Bono!"
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Germany
"Gunther's Cost-Effective Streamlined Love"
"Das Guilt"
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