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JAWS
"Think your face is shark-proof?
Think again!
(Because it's not.)"


JAWS 2
"You're all, 'Oh no way! Come on, man!
I was planning this vacation for,
like, two years. No more sharks, please!'
And he's all, 'Not my problem. Now get in my mouth.'"


THE BLACK HOLE
"AAAAAAAHHHHHH!
You just fell in the black hole, genius."


FANTASIA 2000
"Keep telling yourself, 'This is only a movie.'"


JAWS 3-D
"Nice try, but this time the shark can
bite through bionic facial shark-proofing.
Too bad for you."


BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA
"More like, 'Dra-Kill-Ya!'"


HOME ALONE 2
"This is just unforgivably insane.
Somebody should really call child-protection services."


HAPPINESS
"This is meant to be ironic."


TRON
"Hel-lo.I.Am.A.Com-pu-ter."


CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN DRAGON
"You'll have to watch it two or three times
before you notice the dragon,
even though my friend Ethan swears
he saw it the first time.
Nice try, Ethan.
If you're so smart, where's my
PlayStation controller you claim you lost?"


KRULL
"There is probably very little anyone can do
to discourage you from seeing this film,
so just go right ahead."


JAWS IV: THE REVENGE
"How awesome was the first Jaws? Seriously."
















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