MARCH 14TH — TIM DUNCAN'S NUDE WAR PROTEST
1101 Apt. #4 Brown St.
Boston, MA 02108
(e-mail Tim for directions)
On the 14th, we hope to have at least two dozen women at Tim's place, to spell "War Sucks!" on his bedroom floor. Punctuation will be increased or decreased depending on amount of people. Please tell your friends. We will also have Twister, and some 2-liter sodas if anything is on sale.
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MARCH 15TH — ABRAMS CONSTRUCTION COMPANY'S "BUILD A HOME FOR PEACE" RALLY
Construction Site off of Rt. 2
Abrams, WI 54101
We need to finish construction of a new Abrams community subdivision by the end of the month...for peace. And we need all the help we can get. Anyone interested in peace, who knows anything about basic house construction, plumbing or wiring (or who is willing to learn), is urged to show up on the 15th and help build houses for peace. We will pay nine dollars and fifty cents per hour for good, dedicated workers who are interested in peace.
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MARCH 15TH — JEFFERSON HIGH SCHOOL ANTI-WAR WEEKEND HOMEWORK STRIKE
Jefferson High School
Jefferson, MD 21755
To protest the coming war, all JHS students in Mrs. Dwight's history class are going to "forget" to do our homework over the weekend. She can't do anything if we ALL refuse to do our homework, so please, nobody chicken out on this. Also, we are planning on not sitting in our assigned seats, and being really loud in the middle of class on Monday, to see what she does. She'll probably flip out.
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MARCH 16TH — "PLEASE DON'T ATTACK US, WE BEG YOU" RALLY
Iraqi Army Base
Balad, Iraq
Please? We don't have any weapons of mass destruction. Well, okay, maybe one or two, but we don't use them! We just like looking at them. Seriously, please do not attack us. "War makes God cry," etc.
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