Chapter 2
ENCYCLOPEDIA, Sally and Mr. and Mrs. Ramsey found Bugs at the Tigers
clubhouse, sewing feathers onto a small childs dress.
"Scram, junior," Bugs growled. "You made me drop a stitch.
Ive got a lot of work to do on Reginas dress for the Idaville
Little Junior Miss pageant."
Sally shook her fist at Bugs. "Fess up Meany, we know you killed
the Ramseys daughter."
Bugs smirked at Encyclopedia and the Ramseys. "Tell Miss Congeniality
here that I did no such thing."
"But I saw you in our yard the night our beautiful baby was killed!"
Mrs. Ramsey cried.
"Shes noisier than a clothes drier with a pair of shoes inside,"
Sally whispered to Encyclopedia.
Bugs put the tiny dress aside and sneered. "Ill tell all of
you the same thing I told the Boulder police and District Attorney Alex
Hunter. All my life Ive liked to look at the stars at night. Im
an honest-to-goodness amateur astronomer. The Ramseys backyard happens
to be the perfect spot to see the constellations."
"Its true," Mr. Ramsey said. "Everyone says so."
Mrs. Ramsey kept crying while Sally fumed. Bugs began working on the dress
again.
Finally, Encyclopedia spoke. "And which constellation were you looking
at, Bugs?"
Bugs looked up from the dress and smiled like the cat that ate the canary.
"Its called Canis Minor, smart guy. That means lesser dog,
for those of you who dont know the constellations as well as I do."
Bugs looked around the clubhouse triumphantly.
"Its true," Mr. Ramsey said. "Thats what it
means. I took Latin in college."
Encyclopedia rubbed his chin, lost in thought.
"Its not fair," wept Mrs. Ramsey.
Then Mr. Ramsey said, "Weve been tried and convicted, and in
some peoples minds, executed..."
"All without the benefit of a trial!" added Mrs. Ramsey.
"We cant let Bugs get away with it!" Sally exclaimed. "Should
I pound the truth out of him, Encyclopedia?" Sally made a fist and
moved to pummel Bugs.
"That wont be necessary," Encyclopedia said, grabbing Sally
by the arm. "Bugs Meany is lying. He killed JonBenet Ramsey and I can
prove it!"
WHAT DID THE BOULDER POLICE MISS?
(Turn to page 107 for the solution to The Case of the Dead Child Beauty Queen)