"Why
don’t we name that bird Al?"
—Marty, Ohio
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"Gee
whiz, you just killed freedom by taxing the Internet."
—Susan, Oregon
...
Larry
King (in glasses) to Ted Turner: "I’ve
just fried another conservative with my interview."
—Scott, Oregon
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"Republicans
choked this chicken to the horror of we pacifist
Democrats."
—Tom, Maryland
...
"Let me explain compassionate conservatism
to you."
—Manny, Arizona
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