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That's Al Gore on the donkey yelling "Heeelp!"
—Bob, Rhode Island
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Viand of the road.
—Paul, California (alternate)

That would have been good for the New Yorker.
Tom, Paul's friend and fellow alternate
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"I tell you, I've already been circumcised."
—Freddie, Alaska
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"Look at the donkey with two assholes." You heard me. I’ll make fun of both parties. I don’t care.
—Tom, Maryland
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"I come to praise Lieberman, not to bury him!"
—Manny, Arizona
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