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BRV
Chains of Obsequiousness Four actors are chained to Inside the Actor's Studio host James Lipton.
COM
Turn Ben Stein On Remove Ben Stein's Pants Lick Ben Stein’s Penis Win Ben Stein's Money
COURT
Confessions: Heartless Criminals Confessions: Nicer Criminals Confessions: Network Programmers
CNBC
Nasdaq's All, Folks! Bond, Savings Bond Sonny and Shares
CNN
World's Funniest U.N. Translation Errors
DIS
Inside the Mouse Head The real lives of costumed Disneyland workers, heavily edited to make them seem pleasant.
DSC
Wild Discovery Killer sharks. Mysteries of Science Sharks, sharks, sharks! The Human Brain Thinking about sharks. Volcanoes Are there sharks in them?
E!
Mysteries & Scandals    Lackluster opening weekends despite strong buzz. Promo Tapes! As donated by major studios. Wild On Spring Break 2000: Brigham Young Girls All six decide to marry same guy and do so. Melissa Rivers and the Collagen Lifeform She Calls Mother at the Oscars
ESPN
SportsCenter Memories: The Olbermann Years X-Games Cyclops vs. Toad. Lady SportsCenter
FOOD
Waiter, There’s a Delicious Rat Hair In My Soup Eat Shit! Marzipan: Behind the Food
FOOD2
Cooking Live with Emeril Lagasse Cooking Live with Ilie Nastase Cooking Live with Haile Selassie
HBO
Sex in Public in the City Naked Women A hard-hitting documentary series about women who are, for some reason, naked. The Castratos Paul Sorvino heads family of singing eunuchs; sees shrink.
HGTV
Secrets of the Glue Gun No, It's Not Dry Yet If You Touch That Crabapple Wreath, I Will Kill You
HIST
Hitler’s Meteorologist JFK's Hat This Day in History President Lincoln frees the slaves; Chazz Palminteri is born. This Made-Up Day in History Europe is destroyed by locusts; Charles Lindburgh marries Carol Alt.
IFC
[cont.] Movie: Pulp Fiction Pastiche J-9231A Movie: Stuff I Shot in Pixelvision
LIFE
Golden Girls Designing Women Crazy Biddies Dumb Cunts
LIFE2
[cont.] Movie: Daddy's With A Whore Stars Jaclyn Smith. Movie: A Scary Stranger A stranger is creepy.
MTV
Stalking Carson Daly MTV News Special with Kurt Loder Sex in his 90's. Making the Instructional Video Undressed, Unwatchable
PAX
Nice People Being Nice God Loves Most of You Satan Speaks An editorial series offered as "equal time."
QVC
Extreme Shopping! Security Camera Exciting shopping footage starring people just like you—or maybe you!
TNT
Kaboom!
TVLND
My Son Chip The great bike switch. Our Li'l Virgin Fast boy in town. That Colored Boy Fishing trip. Our Favorite Maid Another broken vase.
WEATH
It's Raining in France Put Down That Camcorder, Honey! Run! Sleet
UNI
Cine: Los Huevos Rancheros Desayuno. Tres Mujeres, Un Vestido. Que van ellas hacer?
VH1
Behind the Behind the Music: TLC (Click to watch)

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