COMING UP ON EPISODE THREE
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spoilers from last week turned out to be
only 92% accurate. We are chagrined that we did not correctly predict
that Kimmis victory chant would be, I can eat a worm!
I can eat a worm! especially since we knew that her luxury item
was a Jose Cuervo Eat the Worm t-shirt. We expect to do
better this time.
sources confirm that food continues to be a source of conflict in
episode three. Trouble begins early when Jerri accuses
Tina of eating beef jerky and then
vomiting it up. Later,
Jerri convinces her tribe that Maralyn has been sneaking Mallomars.
Maralyn denies the accusation, saying she was only eating sand. Where
did you find sand? Jerri snaps back. How did you know
it wasnt poisonous? Still suspicious, Jerri waits until
Maralyn is asleep and then removes her
check them for chocolate stains.
Keith attempts to reclaim
his authority as Ogakors cook. Grateful for Colbys rousing
defense of his rice at the last Tribal Council, Keith announces a
new slogan for his Michigan restaurant:
Where food goes down and doesnt come back up. Keith
prepares smoked fish for breakfast the next morning, but hes
soon outdone again by Jerri, who explains, I remembered that
with eggs, hollandaise sauce and a thin slice of Canadian bacon you
can make some sort of Benedict. Keith responds with a lunch
of confit de canard but when Colby announces that dinners
mystery ingredient is
abalone, Keith announces that he can not prepare an adequate meal
until we start sourcing great products and using proper Calphalon
pans. The Iron Chef is thus defeated.
Afterwards, Jerri accuses Keith of secretly drinking
a cold, frosty Bud Lite.
has even less success with food. There are no fish in this water,
declares Nick, as the camera pans down to a school of trout. Also,
there are no token
gay people, says Alicia, as the camera pans to the nearest Internet
projects manager. In an attempt to solve the food problem, Mike informs
the tribe that he is a
student of nutrition and
reads aloud from his dissertation, Changes In Total Serum Cholesterol
In Response To A Decrease In Dietary Cholesterol And Modification
Of The Amount And Type Of Dietary Fat: A Controlled Dietary Study.
Kimmi replies that it doesnt matter, shes still not going
raw cow brains, so
Elisabeth takes Kimmis portion and braids it into her hair.
Then Mike makes everyone join hands and thank God for making him the
greatest leader since Moses, or at least
seen in the previews, romance blossoms between Jerri and Colby. Im
such a sucker for cowboys, Jerri giggles. To which Colby replies, What
a coincidence! Ive always been a sucker for backstabbing bitches.
Colby is especially pleased that Jerri is still using Kels razors
shave her legs, but
he becomes wary when she straps them on to her talons.
Jerri giggles again and announces that she saw Eduardo eating
an entire wedding cake.
loses the immunity challenge, the tribe votes out Mitchells
grandparents. Mitchell votes against them because theyve been
together 50 years, and thats too strong an alliance. Everyone
else votes against them because Jerri caught them eating