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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Tempest Bledsoe.
Tempest Bledsoe who?
Tempest Bledsoe much she passed out.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Richard Pryor.
Richard Pryor who?
Richard Pryor hands off that crack pipe.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Mel Gibson.
Mel Gibson who?
Mel Gibson awful lot of himself, and it shows in his performances.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
James Spader.
James Spader who?
James Spader $20 for sex.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Malcolm Jamal Warner.
Malcolm Jamal Warner who?
Malcolm Jamal Warner, but she wouldn't listen.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Major Dad.
Major Dad who?
Major Dad feel guilty for spending too much time at work.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Rob Lowe.
Rob Lowe who?
Rob Lowe jobs hurt my penis.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Ed Begley.
Ed Begley who?
Ed Begley, Jr.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Richard Dreyfuss.
Richard Dreyfuss who?
Richard Dreyfuss crazy with that loud music.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Damon Wayans.
Damon Wayans who?
Damon Wayans-ide me.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Bob Newhart.
Bob Newhart who?
Bob Newhart's War stars Bruce Willis, but he saw it anyway.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Luke Perry.
Luke Perry who?
Luke Perry. I was on "Beverly Hills 90210."
I've never heard of you.


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