Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Tempest Bledsoe.
Tempest Bledsoe who?
Tempest Bledsoe much she passed out.
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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Richard Pryor.
Richard Pryor who?
Richard Pryor hands off that crack pipe.
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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Mel Gibson.
Mel Gibson who?
Mel Gibson awful lot of himself, and it shows in his performances.
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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
James Spader.
James Spader who?
James Spader $20 for sex.
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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Malcolm Jamal Warner.
Malcolm Jamal Warner who?
Malcolm Jamal Warner, but she wouldn't listen.
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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Major Dad.
Major Dad who?
Major Dad feel guilty for spending too much time at work.
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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Rob Lowe.
Rob Lowe who?
Rob Lowe jobs hurt my penis.
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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Ed Begley.
Ed Begley who?
Ed Begley, Jr.
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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Richard Dreyfuss.
Richard Dreyfuss who?
Richard Dreyfuss crazy with that loud music.
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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Damon Wayans.
Damon Wayans who?
Damon Wayans-ide me.
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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Bob Newhart.
Bob Newhart who?
Bob Newhart's War stars Bruce Willis, but he saw it anyway.
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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Luke Perry.
Luke Perry who?
Luke Perry. I was on "Beverly Hills 90210."
I've never heard of you.
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