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TRANSLATION
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"Since homecoming, Melissa has turned into a total Rudy."
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"I used to hate Melissa, but now I respect and am comforted by her."
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"Ask Paul; he’s our Northern Alliance."
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"Paul is over 21, and can obtain beer."
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"He picked Mr. Roberts for Earth Science? Talk about flying out of Logan."
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"In selecting Mr. Roberts for Earth Science, he made a really bad decision."
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"How was the test?"
"Kandahar."
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"How was the test?"
"The test was kind of hard."
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"What, you haven’t heard about Stacey and Rick? You been livin’ in Shah-e-Kot valley?"
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"As you are unaware of the well-known sexual antics between two popular classmates, you must reside in a cave in eastern Afghanistan."
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"Sarah’s party? Total Pentagon. All the cool kids are going to Jack’s to take nitrous."
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"Sarah’s party is much less a topic of conversation and concern, because a larger event has seared itself into our consciousness."
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"Omigod, Ryan looks so Donald Rumsfeld in that FUBU sweater."
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"Ryan is a total fox."
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"You da carpet bomb!"
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"Your selective destruction of a single target is well-nigh impossible."
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"Dude, Justin pulled a total Cantor Fitzgerald in gym class today."
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"Justin reneged on a promise to offer company profits to victims’ families and then tried to appease them with some hokey patchwork quilt."
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"Mr. Finklestein’s jokes are, like, so box cutter."
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"While the Trigonometry instructor’s quips are rather dull, they could result in the mass murder of nearly 3,000 Americans."
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"I totally gave Stacey a pearl necklace."
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"I went to Zales and bought Stacey a lovely pearl necklace."
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"Five minutes after Stacey dumped Rick at Sarah’s party, Bridgette caught her giving Scott a rimjob in Sarah’s parents’ bedroom."
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"Stacey is a skank ho."
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