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12.18.02
Ideologue of the Write
Trent Lott teaches handwriting,
conservative values
12.18.02
Harry Potter and the 3x5 Index Card
Secrets of book five revealed!
12.18.02
Poster Boy
How I lost my job as a movie
tagline writer
12.18.02
O. The Irony
The unpublished O. Henry
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11.20.02
4-5 Discs to Rule Them All
Features of the new LOTR DVD
11.20.02
Journeys with Saddam
Proper weapons inspector etiquette
11.20.02
Rough Draft: Mission Compromised
Ollie North's raw copy
11.20.02
Canned
Film festival rejects
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10.21.02
Grand Slammed
What the Yanks are doing this fall
10.17.02
Admission Impossible
The perfect college essay
10.16.02
Lake Wobegon Daze
Garrison Keillor takes on Ron Popeil
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09.17.02
’Bo Knows
Hobo signs for today's urban tramp
09.17.02
P.S. I Love You
Rejection letters that build self-esteem
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08.26.02
Fall 2002 TV Preview
See them before they're canceled
08.08.02
Girl Gone Wild
Anna Nicole Smith Show spoilers
08.06.02
That's Some Pig!
Charlotte's Web, spun
08.06.02
Things I Wish I'd Said
After-the-fact wit
08.06.02
Vaccinate Me Elmo
New characters for "Sesame Street"
08.06.02
Hu's on First
With apologies to Abbott and Costello
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07.15.02
Jacko Not Wacko
The King of Pop's proof
07.15.02
The Great Stand-Up Comedy Questions Answered
07.15.02
Clarence and Drug Lord Esquival
07.15.02
Delight, Redefined for Our Times
A page from the ad man's dictionary
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06.21.02
Knock Knock Who's There
A collection of knock knock jokes
06.21.02
Grating Cards II
More cards that convey what you're too cowardly to say
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06.14.02
Stars and Stripes and Proper Procedure
A Flag Day refresher course
06.06.02
The R. Kelly Sex Video
A Modern Humorist exclusive
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05.29.02
Nostalgia Ain't What It Used to Be
TV reunions you missed
05.28.02
One Nation, Extra Cheese
The Foreigner's Guide
to Summer Movies
05.24.02
Grating Cards
Cards that convey what you're
too cowardly to say
05.22.02
1013 Vague News
Mostly news, most of the time
05.21.02
Wikipedia Jones and the Case of the Part-Way Pilot
The Child Sleuth takes on 9/11
05.20.02
Ask An Ekspurt
Tips for soon-to-be college grads
05.17.02
Free Porn!
05.15.02
"At the Movies" with Ebert and Rivers
Roger shares an aisle seat with a white supremacist
05.13-14.02
2002 Summer Movie Preview Parts One and Two
Coming in five months to a Blockbuster near you
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04.26.02
Oprah’s Direct-to-Video
Erotic Thriller Club
Bringing Shannon Tweed to the people
04.25.02
Unraveling the Tangled Web
A guide to the amazing, spectacular world of Spider-Man
04.23.02
Death Critiqued
An obituary reviewed
04.22.02
Bare Facts
The ten greatest moments in naked newscasting
04.19.02
Ten Second Mysteries
Thrillers for your busy lifestyle
04.17.02
Priests Gone Wild!
The religious video that’s too hot for TV
04.15.02
Sport of Kings of the Jungle
An animal athlete scouting report
04.12.02
The Self-Enjoyment Tax
How much do you owe?
04.10.02
Dear Deadbeat
The subtle art of the subscription collection notice
04.09.02
Tune In, Turn On
The three best TV shows you're not watching
04.08.02
Who Dat?
More bad celebrity knock-knock jokes
04.05.02
FAQ: Daylight Saving Time
Read before resetting your clock
04.03.02
Monkeykinesis
Monkey see, monkey move
04.02.02
H.A.T.A.
Inside the Nas/Jay-Z Feud
04.01.02
April Fools!
A scholarly examination of the
history and nature of the “jest”
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03.22.02
Talibanter
The complete guide to 9/11 slang
03.20.02
FAQ: Oscars 2002
Your award questions answered
03.19.02
Oscar Verbosity
Have statue, will blather
03.18.02
Love It or Leaf It
America smokes out terrorism
03.15.02
Dress for Distress
The color-coded terror catalog
03.13.02
Didn’t Make the Cut
Disappointing steak failures
03.12.02
Rock and Rolls
What's on the stars' backstage riders
03.11.02
Editors’ Picks: The Best
of Modern Humorist
Our bestest bits as chosen by us
03.08.02
Who Dat?
Bad celebrity knock-knock jokes
03.06.02
Goodnightline
New jobs for Ted Koppel
03.05.02
Movie Trailer Cliché Theater
Coming this summer to a multiplex near you
03.04.02
Tricks of the Masters
The greatest art secrets revealed
03.01.02
Journeys with George
Bush's campaign antics discussed
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02.27.02
FAQ: The Grammys
Everything you need to know except who's going to win
02.26.02
Keep Them on the Edge of Their...
How to write great suspense
02.22.02
Positive Prank Phone Calls
Why be cruel when you can be kind?
02.20.02
2002 Movie Preview
Reserve your tickets now
02.19.02
The Reorient Express
How Amtrak can survive its budget cuts
02.15.02
Life During Awards Time
Where were you when you heard the 2002 Oscar nominations?
02.13.02
Acting Makes the Heart Grow Fonder
Celebrity Valentine's Day cards
02.12.02
FAQ: The 2002 Olympics
Cold, hard facts about skating and "skeleton"
02.11.02
Elizabeth Wurtzel: A Life in Dust Jackets
Arts, letters and pharmacology
02.07.02
Good Sports: What's Playing in Salt Lake
A report from the 2002 Olympiad
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01.31.02
Buy-Outs Are a Girl’s Best Friend?
What EMI gets for its $28 million
01.28.02
FAQ: January 28
All about the 24 hour period between January 27 and 29
01.25.02
Game Show, Anyone?
The rush to imitate “The Chair”
01.24.02
Jai al-Leno in Paradise
Live from Camp X-Ray
01.22.02
FAQ: The Enron Scandal
Unraveling the unravel-able
01.21.02
Rough Draft: Dr. Seuss
Theodor Geisel shows his dark side
01.18.02
It's a Shame About Ray
"Please Harvey Oswald" and other assassination typos
01.16.02
Storytellers
The secrets behind music's biggest hits
01.15.02
Zoomy's Amusement & Curiosity Page
Depression-era giggles for kids of all ages
01.14.02
Reactivism
New protest signs for the “Free Mumia” crowd
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