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12.13-14.01
Elf at His Best: Part 1
Elf at his Best: Part 2
Four lifestyle articles, all about elves
12.12.01
Inside Osama's Cave Hideaway
What kept Tora Bora from getting boring
12.11.01
Bombing with Jai al-Leno
A morale boost from Afghanistan's "Minister of Monologue"
12.10.01
Stacey's Hot List 2001
Who's in, who's out, who's crossed me
12.07.01
Frodo Baggins’ Holiday Fun Time Sing-Song Hour
The long lost "Lord of the Rings" holiday special
12.06.01
In the Advent of Emergency
The holiday calendar for those who can’t be bothered
12.05.01
Elegant Coping Devices
Suffer through the blues with class and comfort
12.03.01
It's a Douglass and Ferncroft Holiday!
The gift baskets you give in a recession
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11.30.01
Attention Comedy Readers!
MH institutes new security procedures
11.28.01
A Bug's Death
Suicide notes from insects
11.27.01
Assessing the Impaq
Computer features to expect after the HP/Compaq merger
11.16.01
The Ultimate Harry Potter Guide
How to tell an Aragog from a Fizzing Whizbee
11.13.01
Made You Think!
Political cartoons through the ages
11.12.01
MH Office Webcam
See what's going on in our Brooklyn office right now
11.09.01
Live! Nude! Education!
Art school laid bare
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10.01.01
Zoomy's Fun Page
More fun for ages nine to nine-and-a-half
10.02.01
Rough Draft: Pop Culture the Way It Almost Was
Sneak preview of the new book
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09.28.01
Fall TV Preview 2001
Set the TiVo, the new shows are here
09.10.01
Cruzsin’
Tom and Penelope get it in writing
09.07.01
Fall Movie Preview
The best of the season
09.05.01
Oh, Danny Boy (of Fourteen)
Clues to Little League’s big hoax were everywhere
09.04.01
Wish You Were Real
Places we didn't visit this summer
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08.24.01
Hello! Your Name Is...
How President Bush can connect with the common man
08.23.01
Welcome to the Self-Explanatorium!
The museum where you learn what you already know
08.21.01
Where Are They Now?
With real-time updates!
08.20.01
The Freakiest Geek
An interview with Judd Apatow, the producer of Undeclared and Freaks and Geeks
08.17.01
The Trolley’s Last Stop
What to expect on the final episode of “Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood”
08.15.01
Letters from Rehab
Mariah and Ben address their problems
08.14.01
Lost It by a Hair
Al Gore catches votes in his beard
08.13.01
Celling Themselves
New career options for unemployed stem cells
08.10.01
Building the Perfect Salmon
Good news for genetically engineered fish
08.08.01
W: The Motion Picture
George W. Bush unveils his new campaign slogans
08.07.01
Serious Coin
Upcoming designs in the 50 State Quarters program
08.06.01
Muscle Over Mind
The comic book ad offer that's too good to be legal
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07.26.01
Ray of Hype
A guide to the Madonna Drowned World Tour 2001
07.25.01
New and Improved Office Talk
The water cooler just got cooler
07.24.01
Hungry Hungry History
An alternate world timeline
07.23.01
Are You Thinking What I’m Thinking?
A paean to summer love
07.20.01
Quit Playin’ Games with My Liver
A Backstreet Boy’s letters from rehab
07.19.01
Fight for Your Right to Morphine
The Patient’s Bill of Rights revealed
07.18.01
The Intern and the Anchor
Taking a stand on the Dan Rather mystery
07.17.01
I Am a Bad eBayer
Responding to buyer feedback
07.16.01
Napster: The Motion Picture
Coming soon to a theatre near you
07.13.01
Robots’ Embarrassing Moments
Androids have feelings too
07.11.01
A.I.: The Robot Review
Critics agree: not enough screw-sorting
07.10.01
Are You a Computer?
Putting the Turing Test to the test
07.09.01
The Jim Morrison Simulatron
The Lizard King breaks on through to Flash technology
07.06.01
Bezos Barbecue Update
The announcement you’ve been waiting for, plus the return of the super-villains!
07.05.01
Ask An Ekspurt
Happy Fourth of July Fool's Day!
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06.22.01
A Guide to Netiquette
Lesson 3: Business Communication
06.21.01
Sex (And Why Not To Have It)
A pamphlet from the National Association of Pornographers
06.19.01
Zoomy’s Fun Page
More fun for ages nine to nine-and-a-half
06.18.01
Tiny! Amazing! Wireless!
A sweet technological breakthrough
06.15.01
Mayor Dad
Father's Day Cards for Rudy Giuliani
06.14.01
“Jiving” With Your Teen
A publication from the Drug Enforcement Administration
06.12.01
The Box Set of the Year
Re-repackaging the hits
06.11.01
“Two Grappling Claws Up!” —David Manning
Sony’s experiment in artificial intelligence
06.08.01
What to Expect During Your Eye Surgery
Ten things to look forward to
06.07.01
Updiking the Ante
A disturbingly close reading
06.05.01
Who Let The Dog Out?
Esquire’s semi-factual profile of Lil’ Bow Wow
06.04.01
Colin Powell’s Schedule at a Glance
Rockin' with the Secretary of State
06.01.01
One Nation, Extra Cheese
The Foreigner's Guide to America, Chapter 3
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05.30.01
Zoomy's Fun Page
More fun for ages nine to nine-and-a-half!
05.29.01
The Best Life You’re Not Living
TV Guide as lifestyle mag
05.25.01
A Date Which Will Live in Falsity
How Pearl Harbor is being marketed in Japan
05.24.01
I Wanna Veto Bills All Nite
(and Party Every Day)
Bush picks the hits
05.22.01
Poems That Missed Their Deadlines
Rhymes that would’ve been timely, had they been done on time
05.21.01
One Nation, Extra Cheese
The Foreigner's Guide to America, Chapter 2
05.18.01
Rat, Racing
A hasty note from the city mouse
05.17.01
That's Smarts!
Fiction is stranger than truth
05.16.01
A Guide to Netiquette
Lesson 2: Message boards and chatrooms
05.15.01
A Guide to Netiquette
Lesson 1: E-mail
05.14.01
Unlock Your Inner Super Villain!
Nasty tactics for nasty times
05.11.01
Save America! Week: Part Four
Using the power of art to promote not touching one's self
05.10.01
Save America! Week: Part Three
Using the power of art to promote abstinence
05.09.01
Save America! Week: Part Two
Using the power of art to promote energy awareness
05.07.01
One Nation, Extra Cheese
The Foreigner's Guide to America
05.04.01
2001 Summer Movie Preview
Which flicks are worth your $8 $9 $10?
05.03.01
CyberUniting, Not CyberDividing
Dubya spams "Internet Al" Gore
05.01.01
Mauve Gloves and Manual Typewriters
Tom Wolfe contacts customer service
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04.30.01
Survivor Spoilsports
Secrets revealed. Winners predicted. Pontiac Azteks subtly promoted.
04.27.01
Introducing the 1040W
Dubya's Texas-style tax plan
04.25.01
Boredom in the Court
A review of the "Puff Daddy" trial
04.24.01
Happy Birthday, Modern Humorist!
Celebrating a year of humor with our readership
04.20.01
"Purple Dragon Lunchbox, Mister President."
Tonight, on a very special West Wing
04.18.01
You Are the Weakest Catchphrase... Goodbye!
The hip new saying everyone's already tired of
04.17.01
Live from Hainan
The captives give sketch comedy a try
04.13.01
Zoomy's Fun Page
More fun for ages nine to nine-and-a-half!
04.12.01
Beckett's Lucky
The magazine of existential essentials
04.10.01
A Democratic Response to Barbra Streisand's Memo
04.06.01
The Breakfast Table
Joan Didion and a spambot slouch toward bewilderment
04.05.01
Genetic Un-gineering
Cloning turns out to be harder than we thought
04.03.01
All Our Base Are Belong To You
Co-opting the Internet's most annoying and inscrutable catch phrase
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03.23.01
The Casting Department Has Spoken
A rejection letter from "Survivor III"
03.22.01
Oscar Ballot
How to win at least thirty bucks in your office pool
03.21.01
After the Cliché Rush
Journalism's heyday—from September 2000 to February 2001
03.16.01
The W is for Writer
The president discusses his new book and the literary life
03.15.01
The Unplanned Freefall
Tips for a safe landing from 35,000 feet
03.14.01
Spoiled
All the untruths about upcoming flicks
03.08.01
FAQ: Fraternities
Beer consumption and non-homoerotic paddling
03.07.01
My Heart Will Go On
What to do in case of a Vice-Presidential heart attack
03.02.01
CIA, CUL8R
Inside the CIA's secret chatroom
03.01.01
Cool and Unusual Punishment
Dubya unveils the Executionator
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02.28.01
TeenSlutWarehouse.com
The secret, sordid history
02.27.01
Form 1040, Schedule J. Lo
Puffy’s itemized expenses
02.23.01
All the President’s Mnemonics
How Dubya remembers who he hired
02.22.01
Pardon Me!
Rough Draft: Bill Clinton's New York Times defense
02.21.01
Can You Feel The Love Tonight?
Eminem and Elton take the Grammys
02.16.01
The Great Bezos BBQ Bash Update
Status report on our inevitable invitation
02.15.01
FAQ: The Bush Daughters
The lowdown on the President's progeny
02.14.01
FAQ: Love
Who wrote the book of love? We did.
02.13.01
It's An Honor Just to be Asked What It's Like Just to be Nominated
Reactions from this year's Oscar hopefuls
02.09.01
From the Bottom of my Sense of Humor
Valentine's Day e-cards
02.08.01
Valentine's Week: Over There
Harlequin does Europe
02.07.01
Paper Maniax
George Plimpton joins the XFL
02.02.01
Zoomy's Fun Page
Fun for ages nine to nine-and-a-half!
02.01.01
Dubya to Mumia: No Clemency!
Bush cracks down hard on the NBA's all-time leading scorer
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01.31.01
Atlas Shr
A glimpse into alternate universes where Ayn Rand's books are all 400 pages shorter
01.29.01
Exclusive! Census 2000 Results
Size up your competition
01.26.01
Didja Know?
Movie trivia for trivial movies
01.25.01
elcome to ashington
Other est ing pranks
01.24.01
FAQ: Super Bowl XXXV
Some people only read this for the commercials
01.23.01
George W. Bush's Wish List
What Amazon doesn't want you to see
01.22.01
And What's the Deal With These Observations?
The stand-up comic strip
01.19.01
My First Presidentiary: A Scrapbook by George W. Bush
Announcing Modern Humorist's first book, and a special inauguration checklist
01.18.01
The Ultimate Gadget
Give someone you love a Raspberry
01.17.01
Your Alumni Notes
News you can use
01.16.01
Good Lord of the Rings!
Is this really the new trailer?
01.15.01
Crunching Hillary's Numbers
How Simon & Schuster is getting its money's worth
01.12.01
IT's Here!
Nature of "IT/Ginger" revealed
01.12.01
Hit Me, My Lovely
A mystery incorporating the fifty most popular Internet search terms of the past year
01.11.01
"Dammit Dave" by David Mamet
The Modern Humorist Holy Tango of Drama, Special 2001 Edition
01.10.01
Have Miracle Ticket, Will Travel
Three months after the breakup, one Phish fan looks for a job
01.09.01
httpoop://
The world wide worst of 2000
01.08.01
Attitude of Gratitude
Our thank-you note generator
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