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eCOMPANY:
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Easy Dot-Com, Easy Dot-Go With their
ad campaigns long gone, what are the mascots up to? With reports
on Stewarts adult film career and the Pets.com dog on working
as a dishrag.
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Auction Action As the possessions sell-off
continues, eBay is the place to turn for framed diplomas, bound
volumes of Dilbert and trophy wives.
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Finally, A Useful Web Site How to cash
welfare checks online.
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The Dreyfuss Report Cant afford
a Palm? Write things on your palm! by JOEL DREYFUSS
ON THE JOB:
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You're So Vein When Chryslers
Todd Poole was downsized, he discovered a hidden talent for making
money by selling his blood. Now he shows you how.
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Rightsizing Your Family Does your household
have more mouths than food? Take our exclusive quiz to figure out
which family members arent pulling their weight! (Hint: Its
usually the baby.)
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Hot Companies Now Hiring A steady job
may be worth the move to Mexico or the Philippines.
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Ask Annie Why does it
hurt so much?
MISFORTUNE
INVESTOR:
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Stock Certificate Craft Corner This
month: The peacock.
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Eight Biotech IPOs to Watch For Seriously,
get the hell out of the way if you see one of these coming. I
swear to God.
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The Mortgage Solution Why stop at four?
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PERSONAL
MISFORTUNE:
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Extreme Sport Turnstile jumping isnt
just thrifty, its exhilarating. Also: Hamburger Helper:
Does it really?
Vrooom! We test-drive a sexy 1978 Chevette
Existentialism: the philosophy that cant lose
and more.
CORRECTION
In last issues 10 Tips for Riding Out
the Market Correction we suggested
that You might be able to live comfortably inside a discarded
refrigerator. We meant, of course, a discarded refrigerator
box. We regret the error and its recent unfortunate consequences. |
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