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  • Red and black symbolize fact that Angola, founded in 1975, likes those colors.

  • Angolan scimitar said to "hang over the heads of all those who stand beneath it."

  • Five-pointed star added in 1978 to lend Angola Gear caps and socks the street-cred they severely lacked, especially in the Mozambican community.

  • Scimitar symbolizes Angola’s willingness to fight to defend its heritage, as well as its stockpile of scimitars purchased at scimitar shows using the scimitar-show loophole.

  • "Scimitar and SUV Tire Tread" symbol, though derivative of the Soviet sickle and hammer, emphasizes Angolan tradition of four-wheelin’.

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