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  • Star represents actual rare six-pointed star discovered 3.22 parsecs from Earth. Three planets revolve around this star, and one has an atmosphere with sufficiently high levels of oxygen and nitrogen to sustain Jewish life.

  • This shade of blue is the color of the Hebrew god’s favorite tie.

  • Quilted from reused pillowcase that would have been a shame to throw out.

  • Shaded space reserved for Palestinian national flag.

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