News
from the fishbowl:
Heike is banished after link
to hate group emerges.
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BOWLMATES know Heike
as a sullen, authoritarian yet strangely
charismatic foreigner. Last week, the outside
world learned that she has links to one
of Europe’s most controversial ultra-right
politicians. The bottom line: Heike may
think she's a member of the master race,
but thanks to 50% of online voters, she
won’t be winning the Big Brother race
for half a million dollars.
Read on to see what happened in the fishbowl
last week, then watch
the all-new video of Heather being
sent home in a way she didn’t quite
expect.
Week
Two:
7/13
The morning after
The day after Heather’s
banishment was a somber one for the
Bowl Guests. Ralph
was unusually silent and introspective, only
devoting one hour to listing his ex-wife’s
failings, Heike muttered something about the
survival of the fittest, Cindy
seemed bemused, and Carassius
said Heather’s greatest loss was that
she would never experience "slapping
scales" with him. At dinner, no one said
grace, but Heike refused to allow anyone to
eat until she had said, "Ja, you can
eat."
7/14 Cindy wins a challenge
Big Brother challenged the Bowl Guests
to a staring contest. One by one the fish
gave in to the unblinking eye of the camera,
except for Cindy, who stared until her own
eye turned gray and fell out. The Big Brother
cameraman quit his job at that point, and
Cindy was declared the victor. As a prize,
the Bowl Guests were given extra food and
access to a clock, but Cindy refrained from
bragging.
7/16 Fun day, Fun day
Everyone was in good spirits this morning,
so Ralph suggested a game of Marco Polo and
in no time the fish were splashing around,
yelling "Marco" and "Polo"
until Cindy was tagged, at which point the
game ended. Then Carassius suggested a game
of spin the bottle. Ralph said he was "too
old for such foolishness" and Heike said
she wouldn’t kiss Carassius because he
"isn’t my race…I mean, type."
Who is Heike’s type? Outside the bowl,
newspapers reported that Heike actually goes
by the name Goebbels von Himmler-Eichmann
and had acted as an organizer for Austrian
politician Jorg Haider. The producers of Big
Brother issued a statement saying that they
were unaware of Heike’s background and
"would not tolerate hate speech on the
program, no matter how much it would help
our plummeting ratings."
7/17
Big Brother called Carassius into confession
and asked him why he hadn't yet told the other
fish about his HIV status. After blowing a
few bubbles, Carassius admitted he was not
HIV positive—he just said that to get
on the show. To placate Big Brother, Carassius
promised to tell the others he had a terrible
cold sore and dandruff.
7/18 Killer friendship
Away from the others, Ralph approached
Cindy and Big Brother recorded the following
shocking conversation:
Ralph:
Cindy, you're so quiet, I feel like I
can tell you anything.
Cindy: (quiet)
Ralph: (crying) Several years ago
I killed my best friend.
Cindy: (rolls over)
Ralph: No, no. It was a hunting
accident. We were out hunting and I accidentally
choked him to death while yelling, "why
did you sleep with my wife, you bastard?!"
Cindy: (floats toward surface)
Ralph: Thanks for listening. Please
don't tell the others.
7/19 Heike is banished
[ See
the final votes | Watch
the video ]
Heike's last words: "I learned a
lot about myself and I intend to learn more,
that's why I'll be setting up a Web site with
10 of my hottest Austrian girlfriends. One
bowl, 40 cameras, live chat rooms, loads of
showers: VoyeurBowl.com."
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