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A SUPPORTING CHARACTER
IN “SEX AND THE CITY”
IS BASED ON YOU



Leave the area quickly, bringing along a supply of canned goods, blankets and drinking water in portable jugs.


It should be safe to return in two weeks. Continue to exercise caution by avoiding parties, taverns, bars and other places where people might gather.


If you are still the victim of good-natured ribbing, deflect the blows by claiming that you do not have cable, then change the subject quickly.





Worst-Case Scenarios:
Red wine stain
Mispronouncing "nuclear"
Karaoke office party
Marriage to Billy Bob Thornton
Haggis or blood pudding
Party full of former lovers
Front row at Disney's "Aida"
Your life on "Sex in the City"
Starring in "The Avengers"












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