alligator in the opening montage? Her cousin is a good friend of one
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We wont see an all-new episode until March 29, but we have some information on whats going to happen, and its scarier than Colbys eyes in a night-vision camera.
The overriding theme of the episode isbrace yourselffood.
Rodgers continuing fishing streak is so impressive that the others
begin to wonder what hes using for bait. Jerri thinks beef jerky and Nick suspects charred bits of Mikes
flesh, but Rodger confides that he simply has
a rare ability to coax fish onto the hook with his charming Kentucky
twang. He is a fish whisperer. Chef Keith takes Rodgers catch and,
using a special, professional-chef cooking technique, prepares an entr»e
he calls poissons aux feu. Before
they eat, Rodger leads the tribe in a prayer to thank God for making
Mike their leader.
Other meals do not go
nearly as well, however, as Elisabeth has difficulty cooking rice properly.
"Basically, it has to be cooked to Jerris specification,"
she complains. "It has to be stirred a certain number of times. The
lid has to be on. You have to add eye of newt and toe of frog." Keith
concurs: "I have never been this stressed, and Ive cooked for
two presidents!" When asked which ones, Keith
answers, "Lincoln and Washington. We do a $6 early bird special every
Thursday." Meanwhile, Jerri seems blissfully unaware of peoples feelings
about her and she continues her favorite leisure activity of menacingly
swinging a hatchet.
At the reward challenge, Jeff Probst tells
contestants that having mastered the most popular weapon in Australia,
the boomerang, they will now try the second most popular weapon in Australia: sarcasm. Unfortunately, Jeff Varner is no longer
on the show and the remaining players are unable to muster anything
even remotely clever, so they move on to the third most popular weapon
in Australia: the Glock 9mm handgun. Rodger goes first and shoots a
fish at 50 paces. Then everybody fires simultaneously at Jerri, but
Jerri wins by controlling the magnetic force with her mind and
causing the bullets turn on the people who fired them. Its very cool.
Then she tells Colby she wants a big hug and a massage. In chocolate.
Her reward is a fancy meal of smoked salmon, shrimp and wine but she is unable to enjoy it as it was not prepared
When the time comes for Tribal Council, a sudden thunderstorm breaks
out. "This happens every time," says Keith. "I
don't know what that means, but there is some stronger power out there than we are aware of." "What did you
say?" asks Eduardo. "I cant hear you over these machines.
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